Do you know how @#$% difficult it was to get this image centered?
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Browse around and enjoy your stay. I understand that most traffic here is for the meme repository, and that can be found in Public Files.

Proudly running on nginx, Debian, and lots of vulgarities in the config files.

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You shouldn't microwave a jar of Nutella? IT'S TRUE!