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Welcome to Opossum Systems.

Browse around and enjoy your stay. I understand that most traffic here is for the meme repository, and that can be found in Public Files.

Proudly running on nginx, Debian, and lots of vulgarities in the config files.

Did you know?

If you sniff pizza too much, your nose might think it's pizza? This is because pizza smells trick your nose into pizza thinking.